Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.

Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?

by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020

Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit

I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023

Catching the Crazy Turkey

Sleeping in your significant other's bed & having kinky, messed up sex

"You've been over there catching the crazy turkey with Lindsay again, haven't you?"

by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014

Turkey Leg

When you take your roaches put them in a paper and ball the paper up, with a stem. This resembles a turkey leg.

I don't feel like making a joint with these roaches, might make a turkey leg.

by Moan. November 8, 2020

turkey tickle

The act of tickling another males perineum with uncircumcised foreskin (also referred to as covered wagon).

hey that turkey tickle really got my gravy flowing!

by balsac_hangzlo November 4, 2015

Turkey

fat ass butt

" bro turn around."
(looks at girls butt)
"Dayum she got a turkey!!)

by theofficialR&B March 20, 2017

Turkey

A term commonly misused to describe someone stupid or to describe a man's nether region.

Turkey, a term popularized by the Simpson's episode, "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder", that means to roll a perfect game in bowling.

Homer rolled a Turkey last night at the alley, with the Pin Pals.

by mfomari February 28, 2025