Uncle No No

Often used for a person that drives a white ice cream van without actually selling ice cream. Also used to describe a registered offender.

"Tell your kids not to get near him he's an uncle no no"

by Uncle No No June 16, 2020

Uncle Lore

Uncle lore is when your uncle tells you the stories of his life in his youth. These seem amazing compared to your childhood.

Random Evening
Son: Hi Uncle do you have any stories?
Uncle: Let me tell you about my Uncle Lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion

by RandoInterneter December 5, 2024

Honey Uncle

A less wealthy, or more greasy version of a sugar daddy. This tends to be of the creepy older men that don't pay for you to be a sugar baby, but may fund in tips for looking good in their eyes. Honey refers to "sugar" and Uncle being "daddy" while not being as good as a daddy.

That creepy honey uncle just gave me 5 bucks and left.

by Repterra March 24, 2024

Uncle Fucker Incident

It’s basically like Kyler’s dad but my uncle fucked me and my sister in the ass with both his penis and thumb when we were 10 years old and we didn’t know any better about it. Basically gay Incest.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend told me the story where he was in the Uncle Fucker Incident

by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023

Uncle-Daddy

When suck so bad at being a dad, you're demoted to Uncle.

He is so pathetic, that fool couldnt even get to the bus stop on time, i'm demoting him to uncle-daddy.

by DaddyLexx May 28, 2019

Mexican uncle

The one person who drinks more than 5 cans of beer per day and room full of porn magazines and is also known as the boracho

Just ask your Mexican friend about Mexican uncle

by Wiki word June 1, 2014

Uncle

Man who shuts himself out in his basement from his wife and kids and sustains a healthy diet of weed, faygo, and Destiny 2. He also likes to feed off the sorrow of others.

“Man look at that Uncle over there”

“Yeah, I’m pretty sure he’s high right now”

by Gay tomis November 26, 2019