An uncle that plays daddy to a kid that is not his and not telling the child that the uncle is really the daddy.
by Jack breeazy December 28, 2016

An Uncle Tony, someone who not just owns the shit, but owns all of the shit. The person you think you know, but truly has much more depth that you wouldn't expect. Now add the ability to overcome, conquer, and destroy anyone or anything to that mix. You may not know Uncle Tony, but Uncle Tony knows you.
by Flokifreak October 27, 2021

what you say to someone that is being to close to you. like, if they're getting way to close and wants to see your baby pictures and take pictures of you on a horse.
by fizzle quantrizzle January 27, 2015

Verb: To finish most of a snack or drink, usually in hopes that someone else will finish it later. This takes the responsibility of throwing it away because you can't be bothered to get rid of it yourself.
Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.
Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.
Respectful person: "Hey! You uncle Philly! don't finish 95% of the chips!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"
by WhiskyAndSadness January 27, 2022

The uncle the molested you when you were 6. He’s a pretty sweet guy but thinks you forgot about what he did. He mostly spends his time in the basement and at church. He’s anti social and has 1 friend he plays golf with (usally your dad or a friend from Highschool). Over all a pretty weird but nice-ish guy
by poKin0m July 16, 2023

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.
My half-great-great-great-uncle is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
