jack-rut

noun

\ ˈjak ˈrət \

An ongoing masturbation spell that has negative effects on the life of the one caught in the spell

“Hey bro, i think Cody’s in a bit of a jack-rut; he hasn’t been at work in 3 days and he hasn’t been returning my calls. i drove by his apartment like an hour ago to discover his bedroom window had a blanket hanging in it.”

“To keep out the light?”

“I’m thinking it’s to keep people from peeking through the blinds to see just how far his jack-rut has spiraled.”

“Damn.”

by Ace Fantagious September 3, 2021

Uger-jacked

To have masterbated to the point of pain and soreness in his/her genital area.

Frank: Hey Janet How are you feeling?
Janet:Like shit because i Uger-jacked the fuck out of me last night and now i can't walk straight.

by The Beaner Dip January 7, 2009

Jack Elliss

Another name for a ginger

there were a Jack Elliss on the street

by YToriginalPickle November 9, 2022

Jack Leavy

Jack Leavy is a gay 5’5 man who is gay and has no life and is also a dumbass. He thinks he is funny but isn’t. Jack Leavy is an overall idiot

That Jack Leavy is so gay

by TS1011 October 15, 2019

jack hulls

biggest cunt any girl could ever meet. Always gets away with shit. Acts like he loves u with all his heart and then the next day goes and gets with one of ur mates. Never trust jack hulls with shit. He is a fucking dickhead and will do anything just to have a girlfriend. He will lie to your face just to get with u to make his reputation better. Uses u to get popular. He will always be hitting up another girl whilst talking to another one. Biggest fucking player.

(everyone to jack hulls- FUCKING DIE)

by fuckingcya March 6, 2019

Jack the Nonce

nonce.

“have u seen jack the nonce?”
“yeah he was watching some 5 year olds”

by nonce9H January 19, 2019

jack freedom

The ability to masturbate without fear of recourse

He was happy to be living in the basement, as it allowed him jack freedom without fear of onlookers.

by Jack Freedom May 10, 2014