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Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.
Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022
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tree

you met him in a gaming platform. his username was "tree," and right from the start, there was something about him that drew you in. as you battled through games and strategized together, you found yourself liking him more than just as a teammate. he's funny, smart, and always there to chat after a tough day. it's like you speak the same language, even when you're not gaming. he's become someone you can count on, and you can't imagine your day without talking to him.
X:
"I've been playing games with this guy Tree I met online. There's something about him that just clicks. We're starting to really get each other. Talking to him has become a highlight of my day, wishing that Tree and I can engage in chatting each other more often."
mugGet the treemug.

The killing tree

The timber reeks of hell

Swallowed in the covers swell
Rotting face of death

Sodemised and left to god
Occupies abadons lot

The darkest hallows eve
Instincts he can't deceive
Jefferies walking south
Jefferies on a leave
The killing tree represents a dump sight
by Dick shaver 1 April 10, 2022
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Tree Mugger

The opposite of a Tree Hugger; One who hates the environment, litters, does not recycle, does not believe in Climate Change or Global Warming, ect.
Jimmy is such a Tree Mugger! He Leaves his Hot Cheetos bags all over the ground!
by K-Song May 2, 2011
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Trim my Christmas tree

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi
by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 22, 2022
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Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.
"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"
by Redwings15 March 21, 2016
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