Trick
It's not a fucking trick. You thought it was some kind of trick or joke or prank so you did nothing.
Hym "And now you want to call this cynical inversion of a caricature of what I'm doing playing a game with me or a fight or something? That isn't the point of this and no you are not the arbiter of what the point of life is. This was never a trick. Stop trying to get concessions out of me. I'm not walking away empty handed."
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