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glossy taco

when that fucking PUSSY GETS WET AND HOLOGRAPHIC LOOKING BUDDY BOY
dude "yeah bro its been months since I've gotten some good fucking box ya feel me homie G'
dude 2 "nah dawg i dont fucking feel you, Christines got that glossy fucking taco looking like a gad dam cd all shiny and holographic"

Glossy Taco: A females reproductive sexual organ aka her fucking pussy you dweeb, when it gets wet from sexual arousal it gets nice glossy and sticky like a nice glossy meat taco okay dude?
by Sickkent YuckyTucky April 18, 2018
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Taco Bell

Me "Yeah, can I get some extra fire sauce"

Dipshit "ThErE's AlReAdY sAuCe In ThE bAg!"

Me "YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL THAT THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SAUCE IN THAT BAG YOU BITCH! GIMME THE SAUCE!!"
Iam "We should have gone to Taco Bell..."

Hym "Pft! Already sauce in the bag!? She's lucky there isn't already a knuckle in her eye socket... Dumb bitch..."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2022
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glossy taco

Glossy Taco: is referred to as a wet p**sy. Mostly for used in sex terms.
Damn, I made her taco a "glossy taco" ya feel me Bob?
by UrbanDFan April 18, 2018
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Bag of Tacos

A group of lesbian or bisexual woman (preferably more than two) under the sheets or in a sleeping bag, usually naked.
Dude, check out those two drunk chicks making out! That is a Bag of Tacos waiting to happen!
by Don Juan Dungeon Master August 6, 2011
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taco fingers

When you insert your fingers into a woman's vagina in preparation for oral or traditional sex, and she is either just beginning or just ending her period. The woman will likely have a tangy smell to her vagina and some crusty goo as well.

When you pull your fingers out, after some good deep penetration, you find that there is clotted blood, fungus, crusted cheesy creamy goo and small hairs all over your fingers. The combination of these substances on your fingers resembles having run your fingers through a warm ground beef taco, cheesy enchilada or bean burrito.
I had my girl so warm and wet, ready for me to pop her good, but when I pulled my fingers out I had the chunkiest Taco Fingers ever! No fear thoough, I wiped them off and hit it good. Andalay!

Andalay Puta!
by Arbbunny April 25, 2016
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glossy taco

A nail polish that goes on top of the other nail polish as a finish. It can be thick or thin, but always glossy.
Cristine put a glossy taco over her holo nails.
by Holosexual (Tori) July 30, 2017
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Taco tariff

When a spic impregnates a white woman, beats her up, then leaves. Sometimes fatal.
John: “I never thought my sister would end up paying the taco tariff. She should’ve known better.”
Mark: “Yeah, but that’s what happens when you dip the chip. Such a damn shame.”
by TND1488 October 16, 2023
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