Brown snake moan 

The cry of agony that accompanies a particularly painful bowel movement.

"I don't know what i ate last night, but I definitely had the brown snake moan this morning."

"I had the brown snake moan so bad I swore it was coming out sideways."

Brown snake moan by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

to snake charm 

A sudden gastrointestinal movement that makes one feel discomfort when sitting down, as the contents of the intestines are trying to vacate the premises. The is not viscous like diarrhea but a one solid movement. This is to the point where a bit of the fecal matter has already begun to come out.

To experience a bowel movement that feels like the entire contents of the colon in trying to escape (in a continuous fashion).

To prairie dog it to the extreme.

That was a great meal last night but right now its trying to snake charm me.

Ummmm, will you excuse me for a second. I'm really snake charming right now.

Wow, I'm getting snake charmed right now, I'll be right back.

to snake charm by Flatcat January 1, 2010

Jelly snake 

English slang(south east & west)
A long streak of ejaculate freshly deposited upon a surface. I.E your girlfriends tits, face, ass or leg. Also the dog, that melon you've had in the fridge since new years or you upon your grandmothers sowing pile.

I've just made a 20cm jelly snake on my office desk while wanking to tentacle porn!

Jelly snake by Xenophon7.92 July 18, 2010

Purple snake 

Hand job gone bad. To rough.

Damn, Sheila gave me some painful rub. Why did she have to purple snake it?

Purple snake by Yumcums November 10, 2016

Queen Snake 

When a female snake slithers up your urethra and controls your dick with its head and your mind with its tail

Sorry for how weird I was yesterday, I had a queen snake controlling me yesterday

Queen Snake by asrael October 9, 2020

Cross Eyed Rattle Snake 

When you stick two vibrators in mint jelly, and stick them both up vagina at the same time while she gives you a foot job.

Eddie: Im glad you broke up with that bitch, did you cross eyed rattle snake her?

Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.

Cross Eyed Rattle Snake by Mr. Fudgy Pudgy August 22, 2012

T bone snake 

A big penis can referred to as a t bone snake

" t bone snake "

T bone snake by Shoegal September 6, 2014