shortarse syndrome

Bossy behaviour by a person of short stature but large ego, also known as a Napoleon complex

"That little runt has shortarse syndrome:
ever since he got promoted to deputy assistant chief toilet cleaner, he thinks he makes out that he runs the entire company!"

by Iskander ibn Al Khwarizmi January 13, 2026

drop short

having one's pants pulled down

"I drop shorted her in the girls locker room"

by rebecky December 10, 2003

johnny short

English slang, the practice of trying to pay less than agreed, or trying not to pay at all.

'when it comes time to pay they be doing a johnny short'

by KooKaaPie January 27, 2007

strawberry short kid

when u eat a girl out when she has her period

i gave your mom a strawberry short kid

by markus da mlf hunter October 26, 2007

staying short

To go out (to a bar or someones place) for a short duration of time.

JD: Hey, how's it going. Sorry I can't stay, I've got to be awake at 6 o'clock tomorrow.
Regis: There's nothing wrong with "staying short"/"going short"/"short tripping".

You go to a bar with the intent of being there only to be seen, have one drink, see someone that is conveniently available and GTFO (get the f**k out) as soon as possible.

by JD Hall November 15, 2007

Looking short

1) to look at someone as if they were 3ft tall

2) to be looked at in way that some one wants to fight or do u harm.

She got her ass whupped because she was looking short at another girl.

by Olamni December 17, 2007

artifical shortage

Term used by fanboys to explain why their favorite console isn't selling as well as the Nintendo Wii.

Nintendo is only selling due to artifical shortage. Ninty holds back stocks to create demand. It's not that they're actually running out. Five year old hardware isn't that hard to mass produce, ;)"

by cota January 10, 2008