Jack Smith

It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.

You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.

Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?

by Chest Compressions December 29, 2021

Cock Smith

A 5’2 twink from Arkansas who has an unhealthy obsession with Lana Del Rey and men.

“Did you see that twink on the news who went crazy and killed all of his exes?!”
Oh, you mean Cock Smith?

by Cocksmiththefirst December 30, 2021

Alfie smith

He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy

Alfie smith is very funny

by Some guy who knows all January 4, 2022

jock smith

an absolute bender who would do anything for a rimjob

i can’t wait to see jock smith

by longschlong1527369 January 6, 2022

logan smith

Big muscular 19 year old that likes to analyze fictional characters

Logan Smith: Woman like me because I'm nice defined

by Gambit___ January 22, 2022

Logan Smith

Big muscular 19 year old that likes to analyze fictional characters

Logan Smith means you're British and hot defined

by Gambit___ January 22, 2022

Kieran Smith

Absolute Chad Arma 3 player

"Kieran Smith is the biggest chad on the planet"

by SeanoHS January 24, 2022