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Sleep

Scientifically speaking, sleep is when your brain cells get to rest after 7 cruel hours of torture from adults who get to yell at you from stupid things
After getting some sleep, Tessa was able to have a good Saturday because she didn't have to go to the prison known as school
by NGGYUNGLYD March 28, 2022
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sleep retardation

Making strange noises and drooling excessively while asleep
"Matt, this pillow is drenched from your sleep retardation!"
by Stat-mobile January 7, 2020
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HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

Given: EARTHS BIGGEST PROBLEM...INVESTMENTS

waste of BAD non-performing INVESTMENTS.
As the world of HUMAN BEINGS is loaded with a tremendous amount of irresponsibility and INSTINCTUAL SPITE SELFISH GENE as the HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE is used in mnay DEVIUOUS DISHONEST MANNERS that the JUDGMENT CALLS and the JUSTICE SYSTEM shows by all the CAUSES in our society that favorable ways of viewing the UNFORTUNATE the HAVE NOTS even with their repercussions needs great reevaluation because EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEINGS LIFE either earlier or later in LIFE " AS GUARANTEE TO HAVE A "FAMINE" so a "A CHARITY , EVEN BY ONESELF , change IDLE INVESTMENT LAWS to accommodate our HUMANTY SLEEP CURSE as " IT IS JUST HOW OUR ANATOMY IS".
by DISTRAUGHT May 28, 2022
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Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.
I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.
by kysstery March 15, 2015
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sleeping the gap

When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.
We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.
by Pocket39 March 29, 2017
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sleep-cheating

When you have a girlfriend and you dream about sex with other bitches
- Yesterday I dreamt about putting my sausage inside Kate Upton's breads
- Dude you have a girlfriend, that's sleep-cheating
by ppapvocab December 31, 2016
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<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Everyone, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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