Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.

For our annual I made him a blood salad.

by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016

Lazy salad

When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away

He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad

by Macadamias February 2, 2015

Salad dildo

Cucumber

I walked in and caught my uncle using the salad dildo mom

Bought for dinner

by Jacob Stancil November 8, 2025

Fruit Salad

The sexual act of alternating between eating someone's ass and licking their balls.

"Dude, I hear Michael tossed your salad last night"
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."

by Salad-Lover September 7, 2020

Cookie Salad

A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.

Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".

by HamSandwhich666 December 15, 2017

Salad nibba

The term salad nibba is often used by men of culture; this term can be used as a gamertag,username etc. Salad meaning salad and nibba meaning a dead meme(and not used in any racist intention)

Hey have u played that new COD game?
Ah yes but that salad nibba guy got me in the end

by Beast master 6969 October 16, 2020

Six Way Salad

A rather vague euphamism used on the internet. It may or may not mean something of a sexual nature because it entirely depends what was put in the salad.

" I had a six way salad last night. Oh boy, was that a blast!!"

by WharryBite August 28, 2023