judge rules

when you want someone to do something.

person 1. Down that beer
person2. Naaa aint happening
person 1. Judge rules!!

then anyone apart from the person who said JUDGE RULES can say JUDGE RULES YES or JUDGE RULES NO.
saying JUDGE RULES YES before anyone says JUDGES RULES NO means they HAVE to do it. Reverse if JUDGE RULES NO is said before JUDGE RULES YES. Judge rules cant be undone either!

by MMitchell December 30, 2006

Montana rules

Basically anything aly says
Is a rule
Like georgia rules...only better.

Cory: I want a car..

Aly: Montana rules...you have to have a truck in order to live in montana.

by alybaby6148 October 16, 2008

Rule 55

No matter what any forum of art has a Carl Wheezer version of it somewhere

Person 1: Hey I just found an exception to Rule 55. Two girls one cup.
Person 2: I have some news for you.
person 1 promptly blows their brains out onto person 2
Person 2: The individual feels the futility of human desires aims and the sublimity and marvellous order which reveal

themselves both in nature and in the world of thought.

by Dr. Candice Teepo MD March 4, 2022

road rules

Anything that requires you to stop concentrating on your driving long enough for you to be cought by a speeding camera.

"Keep left? Okaay... Gee I better just overtake this guy in order to keep left... WHAT THE ****! NOO!!"

by Andy July 20, 2003

Rule 1002

When the waiter offers the check, whoever suggested the date must pay for it.

Waiter: Here’s the check
Girl: Oh, he will pay for it
Guy: Rule 1002, you are, you suggested the date, now you are paying for it.
Girl: Aw man I thought you were!
Waiter: I’ll just set it here and Alt+F4.

by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

Indian Rule

When you make an agreement, then later take it back.

Hey Ho-Chunk you can have this chunk of reserved land, INDIAN RULE.

by Gregory Paulbert December 16, 2020

Rule 58

If a fandom is trending for at least 5 business days, there is at least one illegal ship that makes absolutely no sense that has been created.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Sally Face on your For You page? I hope nobody ships Sal and Megan!"

Person 2: "It's inevitable, because of Rule 58."

by vinnerz April 27, 2021