Clay Pipe Inspector

A homosexual male

Look at him, he's a clay pipe inspector

by MadMatt74 November 15, 2003

afghan pipeline

When someone freezes their shit and then uses it as a dildo.

i could never afghan pipeline myself, what would i do with the leftover shit?

by Charles Dickens... October 8, 2009

double dutch pipe cleaner

A double dutch pipe cleaner is when two girls stand facing eachother and they both have their fingers on the right hand in there own vagina. They both take their left hand and put it on the others right elbow. They then move the others right arm in a way that causes the other to finger herself. It basically the oposite of a double dutch rudder.

girl 1: im board wanna have some fun?
girl 2: sure.
girl 1: wanna double dutch pipe cleaner?
girl 2: hahaha no.
girl 1: awe it will be fun?
girl 2: well ok then.

by f*@k!$# July 31, 2010

piper

One who has a significantly lower intelligence level than most. Common problems include inability to react or respond to clever jokes. See pea-brain

That was such a piper thing to do!
Only someone as piper as you wouldn't get it.
Don't be such a piper.

by misonimous March 29, 2009

pay the piper

If a man takes a skank out for a meal and spends alot of money on her. even if she doesnt find the man attractive, she will still have sex with him after the meal. With the hope he will spend money on her again. This is to pay the piper.

"i had to pay the piper last night coz he took me to that japanese resturant"

by Pete Kinner December 7, 2007

piped

"Piped" (adj.)
Is a word to stand as a synonym for such other words like high and stoned. Piped can be used on any level of 'highness' and can also be used to describe other situations.

Dude, we smoked so much, im so piped.

or

dude, you're piped.

by Mojaz July 10, 2007

pipe

1: rope, cool, tight, bomb, rad, awesome.
2: thing water (or something) runs through

shit dude, that beat's pipe, I haven't heard something that good in a grip

by fith (kevin the king) September 5, 2002