shit-pimp: to 'pimp the shit' or to 'make unbelievably cool' something that your friends said couldn't be fixed or made awesome. Only to be used in circumstances of extreme amazement of the pimping of something that was once shit.
note: following situation is just an example and is not in anyway meant to be offensive or possible.
man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?
man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?
man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*
man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
man 1: remember my old girlfriend Britany? The one with the black hair?
man2: You mean the 300 lb. whore who you only asked out because you lost a bet?
man1: yeah; i took her to weight watchers and paid $5000 to have them genetically alter her body. Now she weighs 90 lbs., check her out - *introduces new britany who looks like frickin angelina jolie*
man2: omfg!!!!!! your girlfreind got shit pimped!!!!!!
by BILL1ARDman500 October 16, 2008
Get the shit pimpmug. (name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".
Who should get the job?
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".
Who should get the job?
by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017
Get the pimping your kidmug. The person who grew up in the community and learned to make a nice income along with expenses for pulling the strings on elected officials with liberal white guilt. The poverty pimp carry's a small film crew with every where they go but modestly states hates being on camera or in the news. . The poverty pimp never spends any of their own money to give out food or help with utility bills. Often takes vacations charged as educational junkets to meet a lover in another state or country at the expense of the none profit they formed. That nonprofit is nothing but a paycheck mill for the poverty pimp and the poverty pimps family. Stirs up division and hate by playing the race card every chance the pimp gets. Always trying to drive a wedge between the races because that's how they support themselves.
The poverty pimp told the white business owner she would drive him out of the neighborhood if he didn't contribute to her none profit and yes... it actually happened.
by fedupwiththefakes April 24, 2023
Get the Poverty Pimpmug. Boss that loves pussy and knows women are the reason men rule!!
will take a hooker and make her a house wife for a Price . not love but business..
will take a hooker and make her a house wife for a Price . not love but business..
by Trump Pimp January 31, 2022
Get the Trump Pimpmug. Hey look it’s that cyber pimp online whores pay him in bitcoin when he collects he prefers bitcoin so he could make more money by just holding on to it
by George soros January 29, 2023
Get the Cyber pimpmug. by Pimp chimping November 30, 2022
Get the Pimp Chimpingmug. by babaganosh September 9, 2016
Get the netflix pimpmug.