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A guy's penis and scrotum usually what attracts a woman/man to a man
Kaylee : Wow check out Chad's Package don't you like how it bulges out of his pant's
Kiersten : Yeah you should try to stick all 14 inches of it in your mouth oh and he really packs the cum!
Kaylee : Oh I couldn't do that besides I have a boyfriend!
Kiersten : I didn't say you could suck my man's cock you stupid whore what's your problem!
Kaylee: Whore! Your the fuckin whore fucking a married guy!
Kiersten : Whatever! Hey Chad shall we go up to your office so I can unwrap your package and pleasure you?
Chad : Sorry not in the mood my wife just texted me she's pregnant again!
Kiersten : What the fuck I told you not to sleep with her anymore what's your problem!
Chad : Sorry she's my wife and besides she gives great head!
Kiersten : So do I ! Hey I'm the only one you can stick your package in got it!
Kaylee : This is so fucked up!
Package by SlopNChop April 18, 2017
Related Words
Short for package store, another word for liquor store in Massachusetts. Typically used as "Let's make a packy run" or more commonly:
Give Magoo some clams to make a packy before he throws a nutty.
packy by Melville July 22, 2003

stimulus package 

When a new restaurant or store, especially a well-known one that didn't previously have any outlets nearby, opens and is always busy.
- "Bro, have you been to the new Five Guys yet?"

- "No dude, every time I walk by the line is out the door. It's basically a stimulus package!!"

Packbawky 

an elegant avian inhabiting urban areas. Packbawkies are valued for their rich melodious cries which mask the industrial clamour of city streets. They are intelligent and artistic, working collaboratively to decorate buildings using a transient medium composed of urates, oxalates, and phosphates.
This city would be dead without Packbawkies.
Packbawky by Virge February 21, 2004

Package Store 

Connecticut, also known as the "P," a liquour store. probably derived from the brown bags/packages the liquour comes in.
If you are in the car with your mom and you are on the phone with your friend, you might ask them if they are going to the P that night and tell them to pick you up a liter.
Package Store by clio October 25, 2004

packed up 

Pat: Damn man did u see that fight?
Juan: Yeah man u did get yo a$$ packed up!
packed up by Myfakepackedup November 9, 2011