Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

Ash Tree Lane

1. Any name for a group of constantly quibbling infants.

2. A group strictly comprised of men with little to no facial hair.

3. A slang name for a person who picks the deodorant out of his dads armpit hair with his teeth, fingernails, or any other body part consisting on mainly bone or cartilage.

1. You guys should stop being an ash tree lane or you'll never get any work done.

2. HAHA, dude did you see that group of pre-teens? They were a total ash tree lane! They all had bare faces!

3. Your mum is an ash tree lane.

by THE BEARDED BANDIT! February 1, 2010

Tree Nutz

Pretty much a ultimate badass, Can't be beat by nobody, or that he will admit to. Most people with this nickname are from Texas or some other kinda badass state.

DUDE, he's such a Tree Nutz!! God damn he's a Tree Nutz!

by goodguy522 February 4, 2010

Tree

1. Another word of marijuana aka weed etc.

2. A very strong or muscular person

Niall: OMG Abdul Latif is such a tree! :o

Shane: Yea ino holy shit and so is David Belle

by Styuone August 2, 2009

Funk Tree

A very blonde, very large penis.

Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?

No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.

by hotdishultimate July 9, 2009

Tree Society

In some high schools and colleges, a relatively large club or group of people who get together underneath campus trees in grassy areas and just talk. Members are often students with emotional or societal problems who get their feelings out with people who listen, much like a therapy session, except in a much more relaxed manner. Many times, conversations vary from these to much more random topics, and some societies have been known to have drug-high clubs inside of these, continuing with the so-called "healing," but this isn't too common.

"Loomis' Tree Society rep was yelling at everybody to join... I think it's supposed to be fun or something."

by Crazynerd October 1, 2009