Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

Tree cult

The cult of the tree is (probably was now tho) a cult where boys, girls and sponges from tiktok are taking trees for there boss and try to turn everybody in their cult. They use a lot of filter for making their face scary but they look like clowns

B*tch n*1: ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE
B*tch n*2: stfu you’re scary as f+ck with your tree cult

by Abitchinabottle June 27, 2020

american tree root

When lying on your back the woman sits on your erection and it goes in her ass

My girl gave me an American tree root last night and we both enjoyed it.

by The name is D January 26, 2016

lesbian trees

the thing i said after waking up from a dream about lesbian trees.
what happened in the dream: i was at a forest, and i was walking, then i saw two trees, and i somehow knew that they were a girl, and they were kissing... after I woke up, i loudly said, "LESBIAN TREES!" and my parents heard me.

"Today, I screamed, "LESBIAN TREES!", and my parents heard it."

by terra_7382 November 3, 2024

Tree Bitch

The bitch of the trees; Noah

“I’m the tree bitch I speak for the trees”

by Why are we hear just to suffer October 23, 2019

phone tree plea

The process of requesting, typically through a social media outlet, that all legit friends and family call or text you with their numbers because your cellphone lost its contact due to damage or a software malfunction.

"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"

by wordmaestro September 16, 2011