no cookies for old crankies

a term for no conutry for old men or someone who is being a brat whome you where going to give something to but now arent.

"if you keep acting that way there will be no cookies for old crankies"

by daveydogood April 4, 2009

old lady helmet

hair-doo of old women; usually making it look like the old woman is wearing a helmet of hair.

when old ladies hair gets grey they cut it short and tease it up into an old lady helmet.

by klesk johnson July 8, 2003

No Country for Old Men

A documentary showcasing the John McCain run for president of the United States of America.

John McCain did not become president because this is no country for old men

by thetrueironman August 27, 2009

old mans swimsuit

a condom or johnny...your old man penis and his rubber swimsuit is the condom

"oooh better get my old mans swimsuit on"

"oh no i havent got a swimsuit for my old man"

by Mattyismint June 10, 2005

old school status

- when something, whether a picture, song, or letter etc. reminds you of the past
- long time ago, like grade school

That picture on her profile is old school status!

by me ♥ February 10, 2007

the old dirt road

It is the poop chute.

Tom told me that he prefers, The Old Dirt Road } when he has sex with his girlfriend.

by Manchvegaseddieg March 4, 2014

old lady dog

A dog (usually a small breed) that was owned by an old lady and was spoiled because she treated it like a baby. Old lady dogs tend to be very demanding of your attention, and will jump into your lap whenever you sit down. Quite often they hate males, but love females. Can be very sweet if broken of 'granchild-like' expectations. Do not get along well with other animals, and become jealous very easily. May be accustomed to riding in a stroller and being dressed up in cute outfits. They like to bounce and prance around like bunnies in order to get attention. Also, they'll intentionally shake to get your attention.

When my mother brought home another dog, I was surprised to find that he had been an old lady dog.

by Nomad-Putin December 31, 2011