dick pusher

A guy who tries and tries to get you to have sex with him. No matter how many times you tell him no, he keeps trying. Tries everything except force to convince you that having sex with him is a good idea.

Did you have fun last night with Gary? No, he turned out to be a real dick pusher.

by Trainwreck7x July 6, 2017

off the dick

a phrase that means from the start, or off the jump.

“how much will this cost?” “$250, off the dick.”

by chanelish February 11, 2019

dick chocolate

normally referring to giant butt holes exploding or the sexual term butt pirate

joe1: hey
joe2:hey
joe1:hey
joe2:hey
joe1: NIGGA SUCK ON MY GIANT DICK CHOCOLATE

by *insert smart name here* January 20, 2019

dick tits

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.

Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits

by mc1yoko November 15, 2019

Superstar Dick

It's when you find someone only decently attractive but because they're famous they're really hot, and you want to hook up with them. Like Adam Sandler. Or that fat guy with the mustache from 'N Sync.

Maddy: Dude, you should totally hook up with the star quarterback.

Jenna: Why? He isn't even cute.

Maddy: SUPERSTAR DICK.

by megyqc December 16, 2011

jim dick

A "Jim Dick" is something measured in inches. It's very small and one has to mostly squint to see it. It's extremely rare for a Jim Dick to reproduce. Back in the Roman times a Jim Dick was thought of a form of mental retardation and these people were executed.

Hahaha look at that little Jim Dick

by U.N.I.T February 10, 2019

GooGoo Dick

The act of getting cummies all over your whiskey dick while tackling a growling land shark.

Aw man I got all fucked up on C4 and peppermint schnapps. I took this beast to my buddy's sister's room, laid her out but only ended up with GooGoo Dick

by Crb4590 November 15, 2019