Watch your mouth

this verbal warning and boundary is provided when someone takes personal offense to what someone else is saying. It is meant to urge the person to reconsider what they are saying.

The term can be followed up with an “or else” but it is usually the final warning before a consequence is given (a slap, getting blocked, etc.)

Ann: People from Chicago are lazy, stupid, and unconcerned.

Vance: Uh, I’m from Chicago.

Ann: So?

Vance: So Watch your mouth

by gayandaloof July 20, 2020

yeet your meat

When one (typically a male) throws his dick across the room.

Dude don't yeet your meat right now, our parents are here!

by mariogirlgaming February 28, 2018

bop your baloney

male masturbation, jacking off

what, ya got cock blocked, you gonna go home and bop your baloney?

by biffula October 3, 2006

Watch your six

Watch out for danger behind your back (like you might get jumped or something).

Watch your back.

Keep an extra set of eyes on the back of your head.

Dude, be careful man. Watch your six.

by Brent Ninja October 11, 2012

text for your header

When a game is so fun and made with such quality that words cannot describe it. This phrase comes from horribly made Instagram ads.

“Have you played the new Pokémon game?”

“Yeah, dude, it’s so text for your header!”

by A person yo June 1, 2019

make your bed

A practice that is symbolic of laying the groundwork for the day by starting it properly and therefore well.

You really are a better person when you make your bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Shit in Your Showroom

To really mess up someone's day. This might happen if, hypothetically, an elderly gentleman was unable to control his bowel movements while in a car dealership and had some poo drop out of his pants leg and onto the showroom floor. One would expect the resulting hypothetical poo to nauseate employees, run off customers and terrify small children.

Roy - "Dude, I hear Jitzina broke up with you?"
Jay - "Yeah man, it was totally unexpected."
Roy "What are you gonna do?"
Jay - "I don't know man, I'm totally bummed."
Roy - "Sorry, dude, sounds like she really shit in your showroom."

by TheTimD December 16, 2011