National Nice Day

National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.

Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022

Being nice

Doing something and wanting something in return

Person 1: hey here’s a dollar
Person 2: thanks for being nice
Person 1: no I want secrets on your sister

by Don’t brag July 6, 2022

Nis nice

When you do something awesome

I just got a kill in pubg! Nis nice

by Nis nice guy July 25, 2022

ni-nice and slow

Hittin that nice and slow

Bro you know i be hittin that shi- ni-nice and slow

by Ni-Nice And Slow November 2, 2022

Sitting Nice

a state it being; the knowledge that you are where you want to be; maintaining a state of unbothered relaxation, unbound by duties burdens and/or strife; comfortable, relaxed and content.

This house is really sitting nice right now

by slick toast August 27, 2022

A Nice Mommy

Mother I’d Like to Fuck

Ski lift operator said to his friend “That’s a nice mommy..” as a hot blonde mom boarded.

by Catch me if you Can February 15, 2023

be nice

showering someone with attention 24/7/365 and never letting them forget how perfect they are and how lucky u are to be in their presence

any girl ever - i just want a guy that’s gonna be nice to me

by thatbi$h529 February 27, 2023