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Uncle Money Pockets

Definition - A term used to describe someone with a lot of money or when someone spends large amounts of money. Uncle Money Pockets can be used for a person of either gender.

Origin -The term Uncle Money Pockets comes from the rich old man in Monopoly with the sweet mustache, top hat and pimp cane named Uncle Pennybags.

Alternate Uses - Uncle Money Pockets can be adjusted to fit the age and status of the person (see below examples)
1. Guy 1 - "My brother just got promoted and bought a porsche.
Guy 2 - "Damn he sounds like Uncle Money Pockets"

2. 12 year old girl - "I saved $100 off my $10/weekly allowance, I feel like such an Uncle Money Pockets."

3. Guy - "Bill Gates makes so much money, he's Uncle Money Pockets"

4. Homeless Guy 1 - "I just spent $50 on crack!"
Homeless Guy 2 - " Look at this Uncle Money Pockets!"
Homeless Guy 3 - "*shank*"

poop money 

the excess funds one accrues from having an insanely well paying job or rich family, which one then spends frivolously on goods and services.
"man, i'm so wasted. chase's poop money bought us so many drinks last."

"mr. jones shits money. he bought another rolls royce with his poop money."
poop money by samwich man May 15, 2010

Cash Money 

To vomit, from excessing drinking and or other various substances. Used in the song Bling Bling, by BG
Hit the club and light the bitch up, cash money motto is to drink til you thrown up.
Cash Money by Ben Kremer February 29, 2008

Mark-Money 

Cash paid to a male prostitute, usually for deviant homosexual behavior.
"Last night was off the hook. That shit was Mark-Money spent right."

"I blew my Mark-Money on Tuesday."
Mark-Money by Larry Sabato October 21, 2006

The Money Slap 

The act of ejaculating in your hand and then slapping someone in the face with that hand.
Jason: "Dude what happened to your face?"
Kyle: "I called Justin Fat and that bastard gave me the money slap!"
Jason: "Damn i guess you wont be Talking shit about him no more"
The Money Slap by Pestonibel March 22, 2009
An expensive beans man; I.e. someone with racks on racks on racks of beans
T-money over there. He got tha beans for real.
T-Money by Citrusmistress February 12, 2018