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McLovin

From superbad; someone who uses a fake id to try and buy alcohol, gets hit in the face, hangs out with the cops all day, knocks a guy out in a bar, shoots at a stop sign, barely fucks a girl, and destroys a cop car-blaming it all on a crack addict
Fogell: Yo guys! Sup?
Seth: Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. Let me see it. Did you pussy out or what?
Fogell: No noooo, man. I got it; it is flawless. Check it!
Evan: examining the fake ID Hawaii. All right, that's good. That's hard to trace, I guess. Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Evan: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?
Fogell: Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there.
Seth: And you landed on McLovin...
Fogell: Yeah. It was between that or Muhammed.
Seth: Why the FUCK would it be between THAT or Muhammed? Why don't you just pick a common name like a normal person?
Fogell: Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.
Evan: Fogell, have you actually ever met anyone named Muhammed?
Fogell: Have YOU actually ever met anyone named McLovin?
Seth: No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name!
Fogell: Fuck you.
Seth: Gimme that. All right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called fucking strategy, all right?
Evan: Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
Fogell: grinning ... I am McLovin!
Seth: No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's a made up dumb FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!
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Cop: McLovin, you realize, by signing this you are saying that a crack addict stole our car and did who knows what with it, are you ok with that

McLovin:O, yeah
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Officer Michaels: McLovin?
Fogell: Yeah.
Officer Michaels: Great name.
Officer Slater: It is, it just rolls of the tongue.
Officer Michaels: 'Sounds like a sexy hamburger!
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Officer Michaels: How old are you McLovin?
Fogell: Old enough.
Officer Michaels: Old enough for what?
Fogell: To party.
by "I Am McLovin" March 17, 2009
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MCRmy

(pronouned M-C-army)The devoted fans of the band My Chemical Romance. You would recognize a really bad, cliche member of the MCRmy by their obsession with trying to look like a member of MCR. They could probably also tell you everyone in MCR's birthday, zodiac sign, favorite food, shoe size, and second cousin's name. Even though, they may seem silly and obsessed, the MCRmy is the coolset group of people around and most would tell you that they are proud to be one of the MCRmy elite.
Dude, that MCRmy chick has Gerard Way tattoed on her ass.
by Dr. Poopslice December 30, 2005
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mcjob

To work at a godless multinational food corporation wearing some god awful almost sub human uniform shelling out below standard food to fat almost human creatures in an enviroment that has
A) terrible colour scheme
B) loud high pitch noises
C) a 20/30 something boss that got laid once...and it was his cousin
D) coming home covered in scars that are caused by flying grease, hot water, burns from stove or food
E) suicidal/homicidal tendencys and thoughts occur often during your shift
"this mcjob fuckin blows"
"there is this woman at my mcjob that makes me want to jump over the counter and fork fuck her in the eye"
by porcupine November 24, 2003
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McSeizure

When somebody, whether it be a worker or a employee has a seizure at McDonalds, or while eating McDonalds food.
"Somebody had a McSeizure at the McDonalds in Scottsburg last week."
by McCrazy629 August 28, 2011
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mckinney

McKinney is a Scottish last name that means to have great peace in mind and that you will have a good future. It also has been to see that you can over think something or someone when you do or meat them for the first time
McKinney is commonly used as a last name
by Queen.Emma March 31, 2016
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Charlie McDonnell

A cool guy with amazing songs and an adorable face. He's friends with Micheal Aranda and Alex day, is in a band called sons of admirals, and also does solo songs.
Bria: Charlie McDonnell 's mole is so cute<3

Me:You are officially obsessed
by MadMooK August 22, 2011
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McSensei

An English Speaking Westerner(USA/UK/OZ) who goes to Japan to teach English. A common practice now for those who want to learn Japanese, and/or want to be English teachers. Either looked up to by their students, or(most commonly) despised for being Wapanese.
Our old English teacher knows Japanese, cos he was a McSensei
by Pom (from recklessyouth) June 6, 2005
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