Doing your best to be a good person to those around you, and do the most good for your community, and thus, the world.
When I woke up this morning, I decided to lick the world, and went out today to be the most phenomenal person I can be!
by The_Ineffable_Sage April 18, 2023
by Jimmy Pete August 09, 2009
The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 09, 2018
Discovered from a silly show. A lesser of rapes. To be licked without consent. Undesired cunnilingus. Eating pussy without approval. Vile and disgusting but also a bit funny.
by Lord Matt sir October 02, 2022
Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.
by Crammedlamb68 October 04, 2024
Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit
"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"
by Fennejenny March 26, 2018
A dance where you drop your pelvis to the ground, drag it across the floor, while bowling and wearing a beret; celebrating the whole time.
by HR Hero November 14, 2013