jonnyboy disorder 

A rare rowing disorder where the rower experiences an overly tight grip during the drive. Symptoms include forearm pain and inability to scull.

His jonnyboy disorder kept him from sculling.

jonnyboy disorder by JakeS October 29, 2015

Jonny 

A absolute stinker off man , he is a absolute smelly little boy , really really dirty , never normally washes,looks abit like a piggy, smells like one to .

"Jonny licked his brother " means what is says

Jonny by Jsjsjjsjsjsj December 10, 2016

Johnnor

A team of handy men time travlers.

There goes Johnnor

Johnnor by PUNKS FOR BITCHES September 4, 2017

Johnning 

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.

Man, are you johnning tonight?!

Johnning by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019

johnned 

a british word for being high as fuck, noone knows who invented the meaning but it was first heard in kidderminster

me: i am so fucking johnned
friend: absoultely bludclart johnned mate

johnned by johnned April 18, 2019

Jonny 

A typical simp

“This guy donated 1k to Brooke the twitch streamer, classical jonny right there”

Jonny by Definitely not Jade June 17, 2020

Jonny-Sleep-Depp 

Absolute legend, core member of the never ending sesh crew, never eats, sleeps, hydrates, or stops the sesh. A total enthusiast who increases everyones enjoyment at any given party, at any given moment. In other words, an absolute G.

You can spot him on the dance floor a mile off by looking for the vibes and hot feral chicks, wether music is playing or not he is the sesh. No party ,festival, or night is complete without jsd. Dripping in sweat ,gurning his tits off, and truly one of a kind. He ❤️'s the sesh.

“Hey guys, let's get Jonny-Sleep-Depp on the firm and keep this motherfucker running 24-7.“
“Want to learn off a proper sesh lord? Speak to Jonny-Sleep-Depp then and prepare to get totally schooled.“

Jonny-Sleep-Depp by Spiritualist June 27, 2021