Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022

I A L

Chat abbreviation for "I am laughing."

Magikk5891: :P
JOONHOFAN ta: IAL!

by morgindorfer September 6, 2003

I know you are but what am I

The best come back to any insult in the history of the planet. Using this phrase will completely destroy and annihilate your component, so only use of absolutely necessary. (Say they think Sam and cat is a good TV show)

Fred:Our mom just died

Joe:I know you are but what am I

by •*MentallyMaggie*• March 8, 2020

i know you are, but what am i

the most offensive comeback to ever be said. this comeback makes "your mom" seem like a nice thing to say. this comeback can out roast any insult thrown your way.

person one:You gay

person two: i know you are, but what am i

whole everyone else: OOOOHHHHHHH

by BlueStripes March 19, 2019

I-9

a gang

I'm in the I-9s now biatch!

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

V-I

Do you know the definition?Then write, please

"...up in the club with my homies,trying to get a lil V-I..."
U-SHER

by sonkes April 30, 2004

i-tard

someone who doesn't know how to use the computer

Brody needs his little brothers help to get on limewire what an i-tard

by Jesus 001 May 20, 2009