Hooker

The accepted term for "friend" or "buddy". Best way to say hello. Common reply to being called a hooker is to call the other person a Whore.

::phone rings::
Hey Hooker, what's up?

Not much Whore, wanna hang out?

by dragons_lament January 13, 2009

dirty pirate hooker

the name of a porno and used as describing a girl or boy who is a dirty pirate hooker. The word ooriginated in 6th grade during one of the schools field trips. (see betsy johnson)

dayum kirby is a dirty ass pirate hooker,
wat the hell that dirty pirate hooker gave me aids,
dude i just banged some dirty pirate hooker named kirby
dude drew just banged that dirty pirate hooker named kirby

by jeff sloane February 13, 2008

hooka

A person who does randomly hookafied acts and takes part in hookafication. A hooka usually has a pose that is unique to their style of hookafication. Deviant acts may be proceeded with the term "Hey guys, watch this". A hooka can usually be found lounging.

The hookas decided to go to TJ Max and create old man outfits for a photo session.

by hooka1 January 11, 2005

Hooka

used to adress friends, NOT as a derogatory.

Hey hooka! Want to go bowling or get some pizza?

by Steven Holman August 31, 2006

hooka

another way to say hooker

Yo dude, let's go fuck some hookas tonite

by Maniac May 22, 2004

Hookahrita

A large Glass of Margarita, that 3 or more people consume all of at once through bendy straws, making it look like a hookah.

My friends and I sucked down 4 hookahritas before heading out last night

by Squared July 3, 2006

Hookerfish

a hooker whose twat smells like fish

Mary you're such a hookerfish

by marty1323 April 19, 2009