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Gamer’s Paradox

The belief that everyone on your team (in any game) sucks but you. Most gamers believe this. The paradox comes in when 2 players on the same team have this belief. Both cannot be true at the same time. Hence the paradox. Very prevalent in games with toxic communities.
Gamer 1: Dude my whole team sucks but me.

Gamer 2: Yo me too. Wait we’re on the same team…

Gamer 3: It’s the gamer’s paradox.
by Fredman14 December 29, 2021
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Gamer

A gamer is generally a person with a large, non athletic body, who mostly endulges in the field of online entertainment through services privately owned and operated for such an individual. A gamer may not spend more than 3 days away from any electronic device without risking catastrophic damage to their mental health, and their age can range anywhere from a toddler and up.

Some gamers are popular, and make a living from sitting on their ass and entertaining themselves, thus entertaining others when footage of said ass sitting self entertainment is published on any popular video hosting website.

Gamers became common in the late 1970s, along with the newly popular home gaming systems that were recently launched. These systems are considered archaic nowadays, and these people are known as the Godfathers of the gamer culture.

Around the 1990s, online gaming became popular, influencing many to make large investments into expensive equipment to play for games that they could easily pay to own on a home console. It must be mentioned that a gamer has generally low mental capabilities outside of holding a controller and/or pressing buttons on what is known as a keyboard.

As of now, there are several million gamers on the planet, and they pose an enormous risk to society. If left to their own devices, they could easily overthrow our leaders and assume direct control.
"Did you hear this bitch-ass mo'fucka? Fuckin' brain dead, dawg." - Modern Gamer
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Golden gamer

A sexy badass that destroys everything no matter what it is
by Gold man September 22, 2016
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Gamer

The type of group of people who subscribes to pewdiepie, this gives all gamer huge pee pees
by Rasmus peter sandström Olof September 21, 2020
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gamer shot

When u get an actually sick shot in a video game. Mostly used as a meme though.
guy: BOOM DICKHEAD, NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A FUCKING GAMER SHOT
by suckdickfaggot November 25, 2016
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Gamer

A person who is very cool and has the biggest peepee and are mostly forever virgins gamers tend to have many different personalities for each of the games they play, if they play stadia they are stinky Butt faces, if they play mobile they are fake, ps4/Xbox are sweaty nerds and pc players don’t know how to feel oppressed
Chad: “why are you a gamer?”
Gamer: “yeah I’m a gamer
by ProGamer6429 June 14, 2020
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