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Fake person

Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.
It's the fake person you gotta watch, not the quiet one.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
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fake plastic submarine

Term first found in the lyrics for SR-71s song 'Right Now'. Nobody really knows what it means, but Todd in the Shadows estimated it might stand for a fake, slutty girlfriend.
'She clings to me like cellophane, fake plastic submarine, slowly driving me insane but now that's over'
by -Diamondjolt July 28, 2023
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Fake news

When a 6 foot 5 man with grey blue eyes named George makes inaccurate comments and statements that he believes or tries to persuade are true but are in reality fake af. Or when said man tries to gaslight his girlfriend into thinking she’s making inaccurate statements or comments.

Fake news is associated with www.fakenews.George.usa.com
Honey how do you manage to be the sexiest man in the universe?

Babe you can’t say that it’s fake news

No it isn’t (shares UD definition of sexiest man in the universe)
by The universe_actually August 9, 2025
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goat faking

When someone thinks that they're the shit when they're not. When in reality they're just goat faking.
Bro: "yo, I'm really the goat"

You: "Na, you're really goat faking rn :/ "
by wadeydube May 23, 2024
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Fake out gangster

A gangster who asks like real meat but isn’t he’ll set you up or snitch on you or rat you out next time he gets caught for a crime he shouldn’t have committed in the frist place
Even after years of loyal love I shown to that fool he turned out to be a fake out gangster and tryed to set me up all because things were saying hurt his ego, man where’s his pride
by Dadonn December 21, 2024
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Fake News

Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.
'The earth is getting warm.'
'Fake news. Look, it's snowing in New York.'
by 512 GB April 25, 2020
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Fake Misted

When a guy intentionally has a 'dry' orgasm inside of a girl without her knowledge.
"Dude I totally fake misted Amber the other night and she didn't have a clue!"
by Bdizzledog February 29, 2024
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