Venus-Dutch-Oven-Fly-Trap 

v. The act of trapping your partner under the covers after farting when receiving oral.

Sam venus-dutch-oven-fly-trap'd me last night I was so mad!

Venus-Dutch-Oven-Fly-Trap by sm0kesta November 8, 2005

pennsylvania dutch meatloaf 

A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.

Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!

pennsylvania dutch meatloaf by dan majerle's pubes January 1, 2009

double dutch 

skippin' rope with two ropes twirling at the same time. Was really big in the '80s and apparently is making a small comeback.

double dutch by jaklumen September 7, 2003

Double Dutch 

Finding the right moment to jump into sex with two women who aren't interested in you.

This is the situation where you and two women are in bed together and the women are only interested in themselves and not you. So you are on the sidelines trying to find the right moment to jump in. Like in Double dutch.

Double Dutch by FutureEndeavor November 11, 2011

Modified Dutch Oven 

While laying in bed with your old lady. Rip ass as quietly as possible as not to alert the unwhitting victim. After you've built up enough stink, Raise one or both feet puling the stench into a tent, via- vacuum suction. Then carefully lift a small section of blanket prefferably under the victims nose. and all at once drop your feet sending the condensed stink into the face of your unlucky victim.

Mike thought that the "Dutch Oven" just would not do the job, and instead decided to go with the "Modified Dutch Oven."

Modified Dutch Oven by Terd Furguson January 16, 2007

Chocolate Dutch Bomb

When you have diarrhea, then wait until you can not hold it in anymore and get some friends to pin down a random person walking on the street or in a park, anywhere really. Then, you whip down your pants, and press your ass to the strangers pinned down mouth and let loose. The shit will explode out of their nose.

Hey guys, I'm about to shit my pants. Let's give that bitch over there a Chocolate Dutch Bomb!

Chocolate Dutch Bomb by Hexforge June 7, 2011

Von Dutch 

Extremely ugly clothing, based on trucker-style caps and overalls. The idea is that the wearer is SO pretty and SO rich that they can overspend on a fugly item of clothing because it's in style and look good. If you tried to wear it and looked more like Bea Arthur than Paris Hilton, you'd look like a goob, which is the idea.

Paris Hilton popularized wearing Von Dutch clothing, then fulfilled her destiny by imitating white trash on her reality tv show.

Von Dutch by Luigi August 6, 2004