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douche corral

Lets avoid that douche corral and go somewhere else

That bar is a real douche corral

All the d-bags congregate at the local douche corral across the street
by sdmama January 16, 2014
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Douche Horn

The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.

It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.

It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."

Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
That DJ blows. He keeps playing the Douche Horn unironically over the music.
by BeeYell July 8, 2022
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uber-douche

someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.
john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."

joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."
by sweet-pandemonium July 8, 2010
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Douche Vessel

a large vehicle for the transportation of douche, ie... more douche than just a douche bag
That dude just tried to rip me off, he is such a douche vessel

Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel

Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel
by TheJewdiMaster March 9, 2010
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giant douche

The giant douche may be a horrible president, but at least they're not a turd sandwich.
by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022
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Douche canoe

When somebody you know is acting like an asshole but takes it to a whole different level and makes you feel like shit
Braden is acting like such a douche canoe and I don't know why
by Country boy 22 September 11, 2015
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bay douche

A bay douche is a boy in either Oregon or Washington that is from the Bay Area, he must also sound and dress like he is from the Bay Area and be terrified of rain.
Hey! Do you see the bay douche over there wearing shorts while it is raining?
by julsalves February 21, 2017
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