douchebag

my moms boyfriend

he is a douchebag!!!

douchebag by elainaH1o2 June 25, 2018

Douchebag

1.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.

That kid Alex might be really sexy an awesome but he's a douchebag!

Douchebag by CrankyOldFart October 25, 2018

punctum douchebag 

A person who makes a grand gesture of deriving pleasure from a small detail which was the not original point of the image, sound, or situation in question.

G: Did you notice the bee that landed on the wall in the sex scene?

S: Whatever, punctum douchebag!

Roland Barthes (famous philosophical and linguistic writer and purveyor of French orgasms) is the ultimate punctum douchebag.

punctum douchebag by loiterer August 26, 2009

spazzing douchebag 

someone who spazzes a lot and acts like a total douchebag. usually a jerk, has no life, mean, and brainless.

"wow Jacob E is such a spazzing douchebag!"
"i know right!!"

spazzing douchebag by mariya edgecombe December 3, 2011

Accidental Douchebag Voice 

ADV for short.

Male equivalent of a "RBF" or resting bitch face. Could be the sweest and most genuine person you know but sounds just like a douchebag.

Poor Johnny, he's always getting misunderstood cause of his Accidental Douchebag Voice (ADV).

Yeah, Thomas has severe ADV. He got punched once just cause of his accidental douchebag voice.

Accidental Douchebag Voice by Aunt Belflo October 14, 2016

Mr. Douchebag 

Someone who wears sunglasses, even when it's dark outside

Guy 1: Isn't Kyle such a Mr. Douchebag?
Guy 2: Yeah, he always wears those sunglasses, even when it was 2 AM!

Mr. Douchebag by thejakeanator100 August 9, 2022

douchemagnet

n. someone to whom douches/douchebags are drawn.

if i wasn't such a douchemagnet, i wouldn't have to put up with karen.

douchemagnet by superlatteboy January 28, 2010