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dick pusher

A guy who tries and tries to get you to have sex with him. No matter how many times you tell him no, he keeps trying. Tries everything except force to convince you that having sex with him is a good idea.
Did you have fun last night with Gary? No, he turned out to be a real dick pusher.
by Trainwreck7x July 6, 2017
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Dick Bombing

The act of drawing a penis in pen on your finger to stamp on another's paper.
Guy 1: I'm gonna draw a dick on my finger to Dick Bomb Jeff!
Guy 2: Sick Dick Bombing, dude!
by Lyndon P. August 4, 2017
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cotton dicking

Wrapping a cloth around the penis for a none traditional hand job.
Sue wrapped the corner of the sheets around Greg's penis for some harmless cotton dicking.
by MoonMarshall August 2, 2017
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Thanos Dick

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making your penis turn a deep dark purple.
by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018
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hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish
She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now
by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018
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Serbian Dicked

To face fuck someone primarily through the eye socket.
Pineapple Nuts: What's up Van Cano? Where have you been all night?

Van Cano: Sorry I'm late. Mark lost a nunu hand and wouldn't pay me so I Serbian Dicked him. He won't make that mistake again.

Pineapple Nuts: Makes sense.
by Brownnuts2424 August 8, 2018
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dick chocolate

normally referring to giant butt holes exploding or the sexual term butt pirate
joe1: hey
joe2:hey
joe1:hey
joe2:hey
joe1: NIGGA SUCK ON MY GIANT DICK CHOCOLATE
by *insert smart name here* January 20, 2019
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