white rabbit day 

the first day of each month
by greeting someone with "happy white rabbit day," it is said that you'll have all the good luck for the month.

Dude, check out this book I got, it's called "HAPPY WHITE RABBIT DAY!"

white rabbit day by jakeftw! October 18, 2008

Kick a Brunette day 

Kick a brunette day is 03rd May. You kick anyone with brown hair.

Kick a brunette day .
Amy: oh look its will
Will: oh shit
Everyone: kick him Kick that brunette

Kick a Brunette day by XxAimeexXM April 8, 2019

National Gf day

October 20 is Appreciate your gf day so Say you love them and tag them

National gf day is when you appreciate and love your gf that’s what I said when jimmy asked

National Gf day by itsjadeluv October 20, 2021

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019

National slap your sibling day 

When it hits the 16th of November, don't forget about "National Slap Your Sibling Day".

Stepsiblings included.
Have a slapping time on the 16th! A day to mark in your calendar.

"Ow, why did you hit me?"
"It's National Slap Your Sibling Day!"

National slap your sibling day by UrbanWriter123 November 16, 2021

Poets day 

Another name for Friday to be used in a work environment.
Based on the acronym for "Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday."

"Are you leaving already? It must be Poets day!"

Poets day by 7Hz January 10, 2005

Valentine's Day Heartbreak 

Valentine's Day Heartbreak is an emotional state of hardship for single,depressed, lonely,and emotionally confused people. This is the time of year when all the lovebirds of the world make other people feel terribly unloved and socially unwanted by parading around school with their $5.00 balloons, pink-and-red teddy bears, and assorted chocolate candies that they will eat in front of single people and never offer to share. Mainstream corporate businesses that are extremely insensitive toward other people's feelings are the forces behind peddling this type of garbage. Since Valentine's Day Heartbreak occurs, all the emotionally inconsiderate and insensitive jerks who celebrate this holiday should keep all of their twisted, manufactured icons of "true love" to themselves.

A conversation between an insensitive loser and a person who suffers from Valentine's Day Heartbreak:
Person 1(basking in their "greatness"): "I'm so special! I have 3 balloons, 4 red roses, and 5 teddy bears...Everyone loves me!....What did you get?
Person 2(wishes February 14 was National Excused Absence Day):Nothing....(crys on the inside)

Valentine's Day Heartbreak by inthetruthofwintersun February 14, 2008