Playboi Carti

A dickhead who should've been in the studio for the past year and should've dropped an album in 2024 but didn't. He has dropped more fit pics this year than his whole discography.

Playboi carti is a fucking nonce.

by Verified urban dic January 1, 2025

Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.

"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

by ItsRonny January 7, 2025

playboi carti

a nigger that never drops and is always getting leaked

did you listen to playboi carti new album
there is no new album

by sir rasheder February 11, 2025

PlayBoi Carti

A corny ass nigga who swears he’s mysterious by either not showing his face to anything or not dropping music.

“bro that kid always has a hood on and acts mysterious.”
“yea he thinks he’s PlayBoi Carti.”

by 4300 February 19, 2025

Playboi Carti

a nigga who made mfs wait 5 YEARS for an album btwn 2020-2025 which is ridiculous coz no matter how good it may be NOTHING on God's green earth is worth waiting 5 years for, especially a goddamn album which had songs that were released/leaked ages ago.

rather lie is fire tho

person 1: yo you listened to I AM MUSIC by playboi carti?
person 2: yeah, but tha next time this mf drops I'll prolly be in heaven

by narcissisticjit2007 March 14, 2025

Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique

When you create a line of cum around one’s property, to stop flamed from flooding outside the property once you light it aflame, most similar to the ancient Roman tactics used in the northern African city of Carthage

“Man, I can’t believe my buddy just used that Ancient Carthaginian leasing technique on me! That dummy!”

by MrBunBuns1496 April 23, 2025

Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.

Jimmy Carter is history's greatest monster.

by FugginPARODYbro June 19, 2025