cunt chocula

A black girl that is acting like a cunt.

"Tell Cunt Chocula to go take her nappy head over there"

by Go bite a nipple October 23, 2007

Cunt Muffin

The nicest and worst words put together.
It neutralizes the phase so it depends on the context in which it is used.
The phrase can be endearing or malicious.

"Good morning cunt muffin."

"Get on your knees, cunt muffin."

by valereally January 21, 2008

Cunt it

An expletive you say when you just don't give a fuck about the consequences and you decide you are going make an irresponsible choice you might regret shortly thereafter. Similar to fuck it but more appropriate to use when your irresponsible choice may upset a stupid bitchy cunt that you unfortunately may have to answer to later.

Mike: Let's blow off this deadline and get drunk at the titty bar instead!

Johnny: What will our boss say?

Mike: That stupid bitch can write the report herself!

Johnny: You're right! Cunt it! Let's bounce outa here and get our drink on!

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

cunt cheese

A nasty, smelly, substance that gathers inside of an unclean vagina.

"That cunt cheese smells like shit!"

by Mr. Dumpling May 13, 2005

Cunt Farmer

A pimp

Travis: dude did u get that hoe from the cunt farmer?
Ryan: fo sho negro

by BBBalla30 April 30, 2007

cunt in the murray

verb: to smack a cheeky chap in the chops; to offer a good swedge to the chin in retaliation to an affront.

John: Fuck me that skirt makes your arse look big

Janet: Right you're in for a cunt in the murray.

by Y-Bob August 4, 2007

cunt storm

A girl who squirts so intensely during intercourse, the word "storm" must used to describe it. Often accompanied by loud queefs or farts which represent thunder.

P1. Hey man how did it go with that girl last night?

P2. Aww man she cunt stormed my bed so bad I'm going to have to buy a new mattress

by bitgod August 15, 2009