Couch Commando

when you are giving the business to a lady or gentlemen on a couch and you pull out shoot your load on them 2 in the chest and one in the head.... then pick up your gear and move on to the next without a word

The Tin man blasted the slutty he picked up at the Venue gave her 2 in the chest and one in the had and moved on to the next till he finds his heart ever since then hes been known as a Stone cold Couch Commando

by robbielocks October 9, 2011

mexi-couch

to pile as many people on a couch as possible

Person A: How many people does it take to mexi-couch?
Person B: As many as you can fit on the couch!

by L. Christine January 6, 2008

Caugh

1) An obnoxious phrase used when one being pisses the shit out of you.

2) A substitute for the phrase "kind of".

1) "CAAAAUGH!"

2) Person 1: "Do you like my gouch?"
Person 2: "Caugh"

by Tommy boy G December 14, 2008

Couch Dent

a) Your Lazy Ass Roommate who doesn't appreciate how much your ex-girlfriend spent on the couch he can't get off...damn I miss her...

b) The inverted hump the non-NASA cushion couldn't bounce back from (see: flatscreen, warranty)

"Don't you know how to sit on a fuckin couch right? Yer such a fuckin couch dent! I can't wait 'till you move out"

by Couch Dent September 25, 2009

Caught in 4k

Caught in Ultra HD 4K Deluxe Premium 2160p High Resolution 5280 bits 4096x2160 HDR

Caught in Ultra HD 4K Deluxe Premium 2160p High Resolution 5280 bits 4096x2160 HDR Caught in 4k

by don't care + didn't ask + you' February 23, 2022

Caught in 4K

A phrase that is so fucking unfunny due to the 13 (or 9) year olds using it

John: “Caught in 4K” is unfunny
Patrick: yea I agree mate

by Can’t bother to make a name March 3, 2023

Father Caughlin

The guy who almost became the hitler of america But got assasinated before he could run against FDR. He was a racist beleiving jews and blacks where inferior. He was strongly enforced by The KKK If he were president we would have been on the Axis rather than the allies (probably)

Father caughlin Almost made us a fucken dictatorship and Completely ruined america but someone was smart enough to see when political assisanation is ok

by I am who is said to be allah December 14, 2008