Canadian Ballcuzzi

When a male or something with nuts submerges their testicles into a cup of warm Maple Syrup while their partner blows profusely through a straw that has been inserted into the cup creating a jacuzzi affect. For added pleasure the penis is wildly jerked with a hockey glove covered in Maple Syrup by the blowers free hand until ejaculation.

I tried to convince Nancy to give me a BJ last night during the Maple Leafs game, but I had to settle for the good old Canadian Ballcuzzi instead.

by Artie J Saves December 4, 2025

Canadian Adele

Using Maple Syrup as a lubricant, you put one finger in her Tim Hortons love muffin and one up her arse so you can feel each finger through the little wall separating them.

Hello from the other side.

I bent Nancy over this morning while she was making flapjacks and gave her the Canadian Adele. Hello from the other side.

by Artie J Saves December 5, 2025

Canadian Mud Puddle

When you’re banging a girl doggystyle and just before you cum you pull out and finish by vigorously jerking off with a hockey glove lubed up with Maple Syrup right on her brown eye. You then repeatedly slap the head of your penis on her brown eye making it splash. You want the same effect as jumping in a puddle of water.

During our lunch break I took Nancy out to the car and was getting it in. She wouldn’t stop complaining that we were gonna be late to punch back in. So I gave her a Canadian Mud Puddle and left her there to clean up so I could go back to work.

by Artie J Saves December 5, 2025

Canadian

A person who lives in Canada and has beady eyes and a flapping head.

"Us Canadians rely heavily on Terrance and Phillip, without them, we cease to exist, buddeh."

by Mr.BananaMan88 December 10, 2025

Canadian coke lines

Your gonna need 2 women for this sex move. When you fuck whichever woman involved (pick the hotter one to fuck) cum on her tits and have the uglier cuck ass chopped bitch spread your semen into 3 even lines across the woman's tits whom you had intercourse with and have her rail them like lines of cocaine

Yo bro me, my girl, and her bestfriend just did Canadian coke lines last night you should try it fr

by lilchalupa420 December 17, 2025

French Canadian Butt Sex

Similar to Canadian Butt Sex. But, French Canadians are only polite to themselves (caused by excessive wine intake) French Canadians politely shove one finger in their own ass for selfish pleasure.... politely.

Damn that dude is way full of himself, literally! He French Canadian Butt Sexed so hard that finger might be stuck! He was damn polite about it though....

by RichTheRedn3ck December 19, 2025

Canadian Bottle Opener

Just before you plan having anal sex with your partner, you reach out the window wearing a hockey glove (to protect your hand from the cold) you grab your bottle of Maple Syrup. (all good Canadians keep at least 3 bottles of their favorite Maple Syrup in the snow fridge outside their window) Sticking the top of the bottle of Maple Syrup in their partners Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole, you proceed to empty the entire bottle. At the very last drop you pop the bottle out and in a downward motion making the “O” ring pop the top sound as any great Canadian Lager would do upon opening.

I bet Nancy over last night and gave her a proper Canadian Bottle Opener. It was so loud it almost caused an avalanche out back.

by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025