curlywurly burger 

this is not as it sounds-but stupider...
a curlywurlyburger is a burger that they sell in our school canteen. it is made of turkey and is in a twizzly shape- hence the name curlywurly burger.
this is indeed a poinless thing but we thought it was fuurny...

"i want to eat a curlywurly burger"
"get outta my face or i'll shove this curlywurly burger up your...."
"mmm... curlywurly burger..."

by the way- randomnesis randomly random

curlywurly burger by dilho mike December 11, 2003

Hindu Burger

A burger made of chick peas, potatoes, or vegetables like corn and carrots that can only be found in India.

I was in India over the summer and all they had out there were Hindu Burgers. Even the cows wouldn't eat that shit!

Hindu Burger by wokelikeamufucka October 2, 2018

California Volcano Burger 

It's when after an episiotomy, a girl shits out of her vagina while you're eating her out.

"I went down on this girl I've been dating and wow she had a California Volcano Burger waiting for me"

California Volcano Burger by J.D. Ross September 26, 2008

Balumptious Baby Burger 

A Balumptious Baby Burger is a burger which can be ordered of the secret menu in ANY in and out burger place, ordering this burger will guarantee immortality and a free copy of Fortnite. The Balumptious Baby Burger can only be ordered by a obese sassy black woman heavier than 200 - 300 lbs.

Sassy black woman: Can I get the special if you know what I mean?
Cashier: Excuse me, am not sure what your talking about?
Sassy black woman: Bescuse me?, I want the Balumptious Baby Burger you fool
Cashier: *Dies from carbon dioxide poisoning*

Balumptious Baby Burger by Balumptious Baby Burger September 16, 2018

Fur Burger 

A sandwich made from a certain type of American conifer; a burger fashioned for vegetarians from "fur"trees.

Dam Hugo! How in the world can you put away 3 FUR BURGERS at a setting?

Fur Burger by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003

Give you an iggy burger 

Used in place of I'll ignore you. Means just that, that you're blocking or ignoring some one on a chat or I guess even in real life. Mostly used in Yahoo chats. You might also hear of other iggy foods, or an just be gaven an iggy.

AnnoyingMEEE:HI i TYpE bead!!!11!!
AnnoyE: Congrats, I'm going to give you an iggy burger

Give you an iggy burger by Kristen B. May 24, 2006

wet burger 

A dripping wet hunk of woman beef.

"I saw this chick yeah, I was so turned on by her wet burger. I wanted to rub boob lube right in her spinal vaginal."

wet burger by Boob lube September 3, 2011