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Balumptious Baby Burger 

A Balumptious Baby Burger is a burger which can be ordered of the secret menu in ANY in and out burger place, ordering this burger will guarantee immortality and a free copy of Fortnite. The Balumptious Baby Burger can only be ordered by a obese sassy black woman heavier than 200 - 300 lbs.
Sassy black woman: Can I get the special if you know what I mean?
Cashier: Excuse me, am not sure what your talking about?
Sassy black woman: Bescuse me?, I want the Balumptious Baby Burger you fool
Cashier: *Dies from carbon dioxide poisoning*

Fur Burger 

A sandwich made from a certain type of American conifer; a burger fashioned for vegetarians from "fur"trees.
Dam Hugo! How in the world can you put away 3 FUR BURGERS at a setting?
Fur Burger by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003

Give you an iggy burger 

Used in place of I'll ignore you. Means just that, that you're blocking or ignoring some one on a chat or I guess even in real life. Mostly used in Yahoo chats. You might also hear of other iggy foods, or an just be gaven an iggy.
AnnoyingMEEE:HI i TYpE bead!!!11!!
AnnoyE: Congrats, I'm going to give you an iggy burger

wet burger 

A dripping wet hunk of woman beef.
"I saw this chick yeah, I was so turned on by her wet burger. I wanted to rub boob lube right in her spinal vaginal."
wet burger by Boob lube September 3, 2011

Mexican Punch Burger 

When someone takes a dump, shoves it in a taco of some sort, and slams it into a someone's ass. Used mainly for pranks or in some (odd) cases, pleasure.
"Damn, that guy just gave me a Mexican Punch Burger"

Wimpy Burger 

another name for a big fat boy rolly polly
That dude goes to my school he is a Wimpy Burger. So fat he needs to turn sideways to get out the door...
Wimpy Burger by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006