couldn't be bottomed

Too lazy to do a certain task. More socialbly acceptable phrase.

Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Kid : No, Mam, i couldn't be bottomed.

Twm's winning election slogan
"Couldn't be bothered."

by Claire-Louise Bywalec June 21, 2008

bottolf

bottolf is a really tiny/small person

Oh! look! There is the dialup bottolf again!

Oh mom, look at that bottolf over there

by Henrik November 4, 2003

Bottoming Out

Having sex with a group of people then asking for them to knock you out by any method, preferable by a punch or punches to the face. After you are knocked out then the group proceeds to have sex with your unconscious body.

Aaron Romero enjoy's bottoming out in his free time. He often has bruises from bottoming out.

by Bottoming out pro October 28, 2009

bloody bottoms

i put the new 4gs

i trap into the bloody bottoms is underneath

by shadowwizardmoneyganger May 20, 2023

botcom

Getting to the bottom of dotcom with a searchbot

Wot botcom does for some another dos for sun.

by Hercolena Oliver December 22, 2008

Buttometer

Intuition by some who can identify one by their derrière.

My buttometer tells me that's the perp.

by PineappleJuice April 3, 2015

Back out Bottoms

Southern term named for one Mr. Bottoms, known throughout these parts as one who will, with 90% certainty, back out of a previous committment with the boys to attend to matters concerning a)his woman, b)more distinguished persons.

Dude 1: Yo, is David still coming over to watch the game?
Dude 2: Naw shawdy. He says he has to stay home and make a big bow for some present he got his girl.
Dude 1: Big suprise. Back out Bottoms strikes again.

Dude 1: Where's David? We told him to be here 2 hours before kickoff.
Dude 2: Back out Bottoms decided to go tailgate at the snooty Alumni House.

by George P Burdell January 31, 2005