apple dapple dizzle

What you will probably buy if you are at Winn-Dixie and can't afford to buy apple cinnamon cheerios. Actual name is "Apple Dapples" but it is almost mandatory to through a "dizzle" in at the end.

"Hey douche what's for breakfast??"
"How does a bowl of apple dapple dizzles sound?"

by tschweeze February 06, 2008

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dutch apple treat

When you bend a girl into the pile-driver position and put one ball in her ass and the other in her vagina. Then pop them both out.

I could finish the dutch apple treat because one of my balls got stuck.

by Chris Steezy September 10, 2007

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Toffee Apple

Male sexual organ covered in toffee or other sweet substance

Hey Kate, do you like it better as a toffee apple?

by bonesgiles November 07, 2010

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Faggitine Delicious Apple

1. A hinted derogitory term used to describe someone whom you dislike to an extreme extent. See Douche Bag.
2. A squishy, bruised, and repulsive apple that never leaves the shelf of a market place

1. Faggitine Delicious Apple in the vicinity, eh Bob?
2. Wow it sure would suck to be THAT Faggitine Delicious Apple, eh Bob?

by Monsieur Madeline May 28, 2009

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apple customer service

quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,

apple customer service:sir what is your name

me:brandon ****

apple:rick??

me:just help me with my problem

apple:what is it sir

me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself

apple:...

me:help me

apple:let me look it up

me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product

apple:sir read off your ipod main menu

me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...

apple:read off your iPOD menu

me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college

by fuckapple123 June 24, 2010

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