Butt Trumpet

VERB: The act of farting when sitting on the toilet. The design of the toilet acts as am amplifier and makes the fart louder.

I was playing the butt trumpet yesterday after eating all that chili.

by habanaro May 26, 2010

booger butt

when you blow your nose on toilet paper first and then wipe your butt with it and the boogers get stuck in your butt and when you fart a snot bubble comes out.

person 1: is it wrong to wipe your butt with the same piece of toilet paper you blew your nose with?
person 2: nah man, that just makes you a booger butt.

by booogerbutt December 19, 2009

butt rot

The unconfortable itchy feeling in the anus usually after a terrible wiping experience

Brock: So how'd that deuce go?

Pierce: Awful, it was one of those craps that took 150 wipes. My anus will be itching in no time

Brock: That sucks, your gonna get butt rot

by BS Man February 14, 2006

Butt Nuts

The situation when Josh Wilson's nuts retreat into his butt, a sign of anger and bewilderment.

Josh Wilson got Butt Nuts after being called poor.

by Lost Endeavor February 18, 2009

smelly butt

a strong stench coming out of someone's behind area

justine has a smelly butt

by max March 23, 2004

butt-mud

the primary mortar ingredient found in the crack of the ass, used as the cement to hold dingleberries together.

mom to child: make sure you wipe the butt-mud out of your crack

by Snarfer January 3, 2006

butt money

butt money is when you stick your dollars in your butt crack before paying for stuff. usually butt money occurs when you are waitiing for food to be delivered.

dude they are taking forever to bring us our food. i'm totally giving him some butt money.

by bellewasok December 7, 2006