St. Thomas Side Wonk

Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.

Did you see that skid trip and fall on the St. Thomas Side Wonk?

by J00n10r August 12, 2019

hang some siding

When Curt goes on a "vacation" and decides to hang some siding. Metaphor for sleeping with a bunch of men before he has to go back to work.

"Hey Curt what are you doing next week for vacation?"
"Oh, probably going to hang some siding"

by RustyDicks October 29, 2015

Side gating

Act of dating a girl and constantly accusing her of talking to other men but does not think he has to follow by the same rules. Has been caught in lies but makes the female feel crazy for even feeling any type of way.

I know he’s lying

He’s Totally side gating me

by Imphal October 26, 2019

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Domestic side eye

when layla says something dumb

layla called me a dog, domestic side eye

by layla hater March 29, 2023

Nine-Side

The act of throwing a small, hard object, preferably a nine-sided die at one's exposed toes, in the hopes of hitting the knuckle of the toe, inciting a rather painful experience on the victim.

Guy 1: "NINE-SIDE" Proceeds to throw the die at his friends toe.
Guy 2: "OMG!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT SHI*"

by TheMan1211 January 16, 2011

Side bacon

When your side bitch is fat

Last night I picked up some new side bacon at the Wendy's drive-thru

by LordShahagan September 10, 2021