An individual who everyone else believes looks just like you but this assumption is only ever made from an inebriated party.
Poor example #1
Drunken Friends: "Anyone notice how Scott and Chris look alike?"
Scott: "No?"
Chris: "No?"
Other Drunken Friends: "Hell yeah! They could be brothers!"
Chris: "Guess we're Bar Twins"
Scott: "...."
Drunken Friends: "Anyone notice how Scott and Chris look alike?"
Scott: "No?"
Chris: "No?"
Other Drunken Friends: "Hell yeah! They could be brothers!"
Chris: "Guess we're Bar Twins"
Scott: "...."
by bartwin October 07, 2015
Lets just stop by the closest drive bar
by L0sTy aka Gaia November 28, 2024
Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.
Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.
by jentlemangack December 05, 2020
by NataliaVladimirovnaPoklonskaya December 07, 2016
A gay bar specializing in large, hairy, middle aged men. These types of establishments are typically visited by men who have sexual fantasies or fetishes centering around their father or uncle and like to role play with a suitable stand in. Spankings, pony rides and ball fondling are common activities although they sometimes also have dark rooms where anything goes.
by Dr.Suesss June 10, 2019
by Penis lover69 March 31, 2022
Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 03, 2025