Dandy ass

A dandy ass is always well kept and finely admired. It should always be firm and full, not quite fat. A proper treat to the slap of the hand, or the testicals, if that’s what you’re working with. If found on a horse, it should shed the rain well and never be messy or stinky (and also good to the slap of the hand, or the testicals).

“My god that ones got a dandy ass!”

by YoungAndNimble September 27, 2018

Ass sparrow goose

Preetty sure its a vegetable

“AayO mayne pass the Ass sparrow goose”

by YeahItsStolen May 24, 2025

Ass Stamp

when a stripper is so sweaty they leave an imprint on your clothes

Damn homie what happened to your shirt? Man the stripper gave me an ass stamp.

by savuren January 20, 2021

Smelly ass automobile

When bits of left over shit fell out of the stinky unwiped sweaty ass of your neighborhood piss boy. Making your recently acquired v12 automobile smell like your dad.

"Yoooo, man pull up in the smelly ass automobile"

by Dr. Seggs September 19, 2022

Smart Ass

Gympie Gympie / Dendrocnide moroides

Nickname For gympie gympie since it would a bad idea to wipe your bum with it.

"whatch out for that smart ass over there it realy stings"

by Kid with assburgars September 19, 2023

Ass and tits pics may 31st

The person who receives this has to no matter where or what they're doing has to send those pics.

Send an ass and tits pics may 31st

by Null Cruel May 31, 2024

Green Ass Nigga

A bitch ass nigga, quite literally the polar opposite of a real nigga. Somebody who be sour for no reason at all. A nigga who be all up in yo business hatin like a whole bitch 😂
Usually, but not always: overweight, over 40, and still live in they mama house collecting food stamps.

Person 1: Yo I heard Georgie been talkin mad shit bout you ona gram the other day
Person 2: Yeah he a green ass nigga forsho

by Skebob August 19, 2025