float my boat

Im going to go float my boat.

Let’s go float my boat.

by Gypsy818 July 19, 2024

my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru”

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023

My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️

person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö

by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019

Suck My Dick Like It It Was Confidence

Suck My Dick Like It It Was Confidence

Suck My Dick Like It It Was Confidence

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

My Ass

Realy u moron,Why do u seach my ass?

Random guy:Im going to kick ya ass back

to china!!!!!
Bruhdude: no plz not my ass

by BRUHDUDE555 January 5, 2017

putting up shelves on my wall

pegging your husband

im putting up shelves on my wall ifykyk

by TheBigOunce4 October 9, 2025

Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)

Formerly known as Nightmare at Disney No Duck, changed on September 14th 2025 to it's current name

person: yoo i just beat Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)
ultament: fuck you im not fat

by xaern25 September 13, 2025