sad ass virgin

ayo is that ME?

Guy: please have sex with me

Girl: no you stupid sad ass virgin

Guy: okay jesus christ you asshole

by Fyondike January 25, 2022

Spoonful of ass

Nutella butter

Just let me eat the spoonful of ass

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

National grab ass day

The first September is National grab ass day. Meaning all the girlfriends and talking stage girls need to give the guys they’re talking to the chance to get a good grab in.

Damn. My hands been feeling empty lately..
Luckily national grab ass day isn’t far

by EK0T August 30, 2022

Ass-Troy’d

When a guy name Troy tickles your butthole

What a weekend. Golf, Tito’s, oh and I got Ass-Troy’d

by Nosack69 March 16, 2021

apples in your ass

A person who is bitter and rude all the time.

What's your problem do you have apples in your ass

by Mall33 December 11, 2016

Ass Ketchup

A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.

Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?

I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.

by BigBojo February 22, 2022

ass pincher

An ass pincher. Pinches ass. Never pinches tits or vagina, just ass.

Man, what an ass pincher! I want him so baaad!

by hyperass October 21, 2021