Dick Missile

America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)

Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.

by JohnnyApocalypse August 22, 2015

Shit dick

A penis that has a brown shit stane on his cock

hey How’s the shit dick

by Randle 222222 February 24, 2019

Shit dick

When one’s penis emits an odor reminiscent of fecal matter upon its exposure

“Oh ____ must be getting changed, it smells like shit dick in here”
“Did you just shit your pants or is your dick out?”

by Robbie_weit July 9, 2019

Shit dick

He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black

When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick

by Snothalothagus January 20, 2018

Shit dick

It’s when you are fucking in the anal hole, and your girl or guy had some bad chipotle and shits on ur dick

Oh man, my girl and or guy just shit dicked me

Dude I’m sorry

by Sean charlie October 5, 2018

Shit dick

When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick

Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"

by niereht December 23, 2016

Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks

Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!

by Ffsgivmeabreak October 9, 2020