chicken willy

a chicken willy is the leader of the underground chicken organizations that’s being raised up to destroy omaha

hey look it’s chicken willy and his army

by bektron16 January 4, 2023

BRUCE WILLIS

An American actor who specialized in corny, unbelievably stupid films, in which he spent most of his time spouting the most ridiculous snappy one-line comments that anyone over the age of seven would be embarrassed by

Any film with Bruce Willis in it can be automatically assumed to be juvenile and super-gay.

by Hopsterthedopster July 2, 2023

Free Willy

When forward deployed during operation Cobra Gold, a Marine chooses to swim into the open ocean and whilst either frog kicking or back stroking begins to evacuate bowels into said body of water.

Hey cpl Marine is Free willying! What nasty little bandini piggy

by J^2mafia July 24, 2023

Willy Walkin

Being able to see a man’s willy bounce through the outline in his shorts as he walks.

Hey Paul, did you see that mother fucker Willy Walkin down the street last night. I swear it was looking at me!!

by Kenneth K. Kerry July 30, 2023

Willy’s Shrimp Shack

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.

Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!

by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023

Wet Willy

When some one places there ejaculate phallus into the preffered genders ear

I gave Janet a wet Willy with out her consent and now she is suing me and I am registered

by Chloe Kimberly August 2, 2023

Willy Wacka

Nickname for someone who masturbates all the time. Offshoot of Willy Wonka.

Hey, it's Willy Wacka!! When you gonna stop jerking off all the time, huh??

by jay gee August 9, 2023