Getting handcuffed to a stripper pole while sitting down and having two strippers put there legs up on your shoulders, one from the front and one from the back, and having them seesaw their crotches into your face and back of head.
by whutthe June 27, 2009
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Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.
Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.
Yah, I use Twatter all the time to stay "hyper-connected" to my friends. I'm a total addict - a real Twatterer!
by JonnyRoader August 26, 2008
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twitter-jam:
Difficulty accessing twitter due to excessive usage starting after 5:00PM est till 8:00PM est as a result of people departing from work.
Difficulty accessing twitter due to excessive usage starting after 5:00PM est till 8:00PM est as a result of people departing from work.
While stuck in a traffic jam and trying to help friends to avoid the traffic I found myself in a twitterjam when trying to warn them.
by vox057 April 30, 2009
Get the Twitterjam mug.You should’ve seen Andrew at the party last night. As soon as he asked Sandie her name, he got all Twittertense about whether she would follow his tweets. He’s following, like, 5,000 people and only has about 10 followers. The dude needs to get out more.
by seamaiden May 3, 2009
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Get the Twitterbrate mug.Like when someone in the room talks & you're ignoring them so u say "did u feel a breeze?". Except it's for twitter.
(We're ignoring Sophie)
Me: And gators, swamps and spanish moss in trees...hanging over yet another swamp.
Taylor: But mostly when thinking of LA (not film)=Cajun music and dancing, for me. And food. Luv the accents.
Sophie: so are you ignoring me now?
Taylor: Did you feel a twitterbreeze?
Me: I did feel a draft
Me: And gators, swamps and spanish moss in trees...hanging over yet another swamp.
Taylor: But mostly when thinking of LA (not film)=Cajun music and dancing, for me. And food. Luv the accents.
Sophie: so are you ignoring me now?
Taylor: Did you feel a twitterbreeze?
Me: I did feel a draft
by orygun girl August 28, 2009
Get the Twitterbreeze mug.Someone who is addicted to twitter. Signs you suffer from twitterdiction:
You might actually tweet about your twitter addiction:
"Twitter just informed me that you've reached your tweet capacity for the day. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :("
You might actually tweet about your twitter addiction:
"Twitter just informed me that you've reached your tweet capacity for the day. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :("
Twitter just told Natalie that she's reached her tweet capacity for the day....she's got a twitterdiction.
Natalie, you suffer from twitterdiction. Do you know how I know? Because you just tweeted how Twitter just put the kabosh on your # of tweets today. Sucker.
Natalie, you suffer from twitterdiction. Do you know how I know? Because you just tweeted how Twitter just put the kabosh on your # of tweets today. Sucker.
by kenyc September 23, 2009
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